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Sunday, November 29, 2015

Knicks Morning News (2015.11.28)

[New York Times] Pelicans Lose Davis to Injury, Clippers Win 111-90 (Sat, 28 Nov 2015 07:12:39 GMT) Doc Rivers rested all of his starters throughout the fourth quarter against New Orleans on Friday night, a rarity for the Clippers coach this season. [New York Times] Curry Scores 41 Points, Warriors Pour in 3s to Go 17-0 (Sat, 28 Nov 2015 06:24:42 GMT) The Golden State Warriors rained 3s in the desert and pushed their NBA-record start to 17-0. [New York Times] Warriors Extend Unbeaten Streak (Sat, 28 Nov 2015 06:09:27 GMT) Golden State guard Stephen Curry scored 41 points and …continue reading

Knicks 78, Heat 97

Sometime towards the end of the second quarter, the Knicks decided they were willing to get outcompeted by the Heat, which is a discouraging trend of late. When the lead evaporated before halftime and the third quarter became a friendly competition between Knicks to see who could hit the front of the rim the softest, the signs were there. Even with a spirited start to the 4th, the Knicks were caving faster than a mole with vertigo and they essentially watched Gerald Green assassinate their chances to avenge the loss on Monday. The turning point happened when Green was fouled …continue reading

2015-16 Game Thread: Knicks vs. Heat

What could be better than a quick sojourn to Florida for Thanksgiving just as winter is beginning to set in up north? Apparently, anything, so far as the Knicks are concerned. They couldn’t get on a plane back to New York fast enough after Wednesday’s appropriately recapped performance, and hopefully an exorbitant meal and the nostalgic sight of a behemoth-sized Snoopy floating through the streets gave the Knicks back whatever they lost in the Sunshine State. I assume that none of you decided to attend the music-less moshpit known as Black Friday since you’re all aware of the existence of …continue reading

Knicks Morning News (2015.11.27)

[New York Daily News] Knicks’ Derrick Williams wants to make bench mark (Fri, 27 Nov 2015 03:51:45 GMT) The Knicks brought in Derrick Williams for his offense, for his ability to provide a spark and change the pace with his athleticism. [New York Times] Guy Lewis, Coach of Houston’s Phi Slama Jama Teams, Dies at 93 (Fri, 27 Nov 2015 00:46:48 GMT) Lewis coached the Cougars for 30 years, and to five Final Fours, but he is best remembered for his squads of the 1980s and their thunderous style of play.

Knicks Morning News (2015.11.26)

[New York Times] Jazz Beat Clippers 102-91 to Snap 13-Game Skid Against LA (Thu, 26 Nov 2015 07:36:32 GMT) Gordon Hayward uncorked the emotions that had been building through nearly four years of losing to the Clippers. [New York Times] Anthony Davis Lead Pelicans Past Suns, 120-114 (Thu, 26 Nov 2015 06:06:42 GMT) Anthony Davis crashed to the floor going for a rebound of a missed shot in the closing seconds of the New Orleans Pelicans’ game against the Phoenix Suns game. It was a hard fall. [New York Times] Celtics Extend Sixers’ Losing Streak (Thu, 26 Nov 2015 05:51:27 …continue reading

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Alook. If the Knicksand the Magi care gonna get all drunk to play BASKETBALL, thn I’MGONNA get drunk to RITE THE RECAPP. Fairs fair. FASIRS FAR. Bsides AVERYONE s drunkk tonight!!!!! TSI THNKSGIVING! Jst dont drivewhateveryado. Don’t DO IT. CAasll acab or ubar ora whaeveer. an happy THKANKSGIVANG. DONPT’ BRINGS UP BEAN CARSON AT THE DIANNER TIBABLE! New York Knicks 91 Final Recap | Box Score 100 Orlando Magic Kristaps Porzingis, PF 36 MIN | 3-13 FG | 0-4 3FG | 4-6 FT | 8 REB | 3 AST | 0 STL | 6 BLK | 2 TO | 10 …continue reading

2015-16 Game Thread: Knicks @ Magic

Woah, I thought this was a 7:30 PM game time! Okay, so the Knicks try to rebound from a bad loss to Miami by showing that they can beat some of the feisty back-of-the-standings Eastern Conference teams, which there are suddenly a lot of. Let’s go Knicks!