[New York Times] Sports Briefing | Pro Basketball: Grizzlies Sign Stephen Curry’s Brother (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:14:39 GMT) The Memphis Grizzlies signed guard Seth Curry, who had been playing with the Santa Cruz Warriors of the Development League. [New York Times] Knicks’ Vicious Run of Injuries Is Exacting a Toll on Anthony (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:08:14 GMT) As the Knicks strain to salvage their season, they are becoming more injury prone, with Carmelo Anthony now joining the casualty list. [New York Times] As Rematch Looms, Nets Are No Closer to Finding Themselves (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:04:17 GMT) …continue reading
New York Knicks 103 Final Recap | Box Score 98 Orlando Magic Andrea Bargnani, PF 28 MIN | 5-12 FG | 3-3 FT | 5 REB | 0 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 0 TO | 13 PTS | -6 If I didn’t know better, I’d swear Andrea Bargnani was created in some twisted, macabre, Island of Dr. Moreau-esque lab with the specific purpose of causing endless spats among Knicker-backers. Our own Kevinicus McElroysius did a dandy job unpacking this paradox before, but this game is such a perfect example. On the one hand, you have the …continue reading
Mike Woodson got tough with his team today, throwing them all under the bus for a lack of effort, just in time for the team to play a terrible Magic team that they should easily beat and therefore make it look like Woodson’s methods worked. He’s a tricksy one, that Woodson is! We pick up the game at the end of one, with the Knicks holding a four-point advantage. Let’s go Knicks!
And since birth I’ve been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre **** that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve All this tension dispensing these sentences Getting this stress that’s been eating me recently off of this chest And I rest again peacefully (peacefully)… –Eminem A philosopher once said “And I am, whatever you say I am”. Maybe Eminem isn’t the foremost authority on Existentialism, but he hit the nail on the head with that line. Despite our first person viewpoint on life, we are actually the product …continue reading
[New York Times] Rodman Back From North Korea but Fails to Meet Leader Kim (Mon, 23 Dec 2013 08:37:21 GMT) Retired U.S. basketball star Dennis Rodman returned on Monday from a four-day trip to isolated North Korea saying he was not concerned that he had not met leader Kim Jong Un and he would “see him again”. [New York Times] Clippers Beat Wolves 120-116 in OT (Mon, 23 Dec 2013 06:46:35 GMT) The situation looked bleak at best for the coach Doc Rivers’ Clippers — down by four points with 18 seconds left in the fourth quarter. Then a couple …continue reading
[New York Daily News] Despite curfew, Knicks sleep through matinee loss to Grizzlies (Sun, 22 Dec 2013 06:34:08 GMT) The Knicks, no matter which five are on the floor, continue to look lethargic and unorganized, especially at home and in the afternoon. At high noon on Saturday, Woodson started a big lineup, which was a colossal mistake considering the Knicks still got crushed on the boards before losing, 95-87, to the Grizzlies at the Garden. [New York Daily News] Lupica: For Knicks, change should begin at the top (Sun, 22 Dec 2013 05:56:46 GMT) Here is the reality that should …continue reading
Editor’s Note: Two things to keep in mind when reading this recap: 1) The Knicks were forced to stay in a hotel last night. 2) All of this is fictional. As in these are not real quotes. As in relax. Memphis Grizzlies 95 Final Recap | Box Score 87 New York Knicks Andrea Bargnani, PF 22 MIN | 1-5 FG | 1-2 FT | 2 REB | 1 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 1 TO | 3 PTS | +4 “It seems like that shot in Milwaukee – the one where you Steve Grogan’d the ball up …continue reading