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2023-24 Game Thread Knicks @ Cavaliers (Future Second Round Playoff Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks head to Cleveland to take on the second-seeded Cleveland Cavaliers, who have the seed the Knicks really should have at this point of the season if it wasn’t for these stupid injuries. But the Knicks could totally still win tonight, they always play so hard, and you know that they can win any […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Warriors (Leap Year Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks host the red-hot Golden State Warriors tonight with at least 3/5 of their starting rotation healthy, which is a step up! Winning tonight would be huge, and the Warriors are so small that the Knicks match up really well against them, so let’s hope Brunson outduels Steph! And let’s have tonight be the […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Pelicans (Brunson and iHart-less Opener, which is a bad thing)

The Knicks take on the New Orleans Pelicans with literally a single player available from their ideal starting lineup (Brunson, DDV, OG, Randle and Mitch/iHart). That’s not good. However, knowing these dudes, I wouldn’t even put a surprise win past them tonight, with, like, 40 points from Burks or some shit. Let’s go, Knicks!

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Pistons (OAKAAK Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks definitely need an easy game on their schedule, and luckily, their recent trade partner, the Detroit Pistons, are in town tonight for just such a game. The Pistons visit MSG with former Knicks Quentin Grimes, Evan Fournier and technically Malachi Flynn (who was only briefly a Knicks, but, well, as the title notes, […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Celtics (New Knicks Rivalry Intro Opener, which is not a thing)

The Knicks host the red hot Boston Celtics at home, the first game they’ve played the Celtics since acquiring Precious, Bojan and Burks, so let’s hope that the new look Knicks match up better against the Celtics. This is such a house money game that no one seriously expects the Knicks to win that I […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks @ Sixers (Second Half Opener, which is actually a thing)

The Knicks head to Philly to hopefully opening up some room on the Sixers for the #4 seed. The Sixers are one of the few teams more beat up than the Knicks, as the Sixers are missing the reigning league MVP, who there is no replacing. Bojan, DDV and iHart are back, so the Knicks […]

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2024 NBA All-Star Game Thread

Jalen Brunson is the only Knick involved tonight, but that’s better than no Knicks being involved! Let’s go, Eastern Conference!

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks @ Magic (First Half Ender Opener, which is inherently not a thing)

The walking wounded Knicks head to Orlando to take on the mediocre Orlando Magic. The problem is that with the Knicks having so many injuries, even a mediocre team like the Magic could be a difficult assignment. The Knicks have three star players out for the game (Julius Randle, OG Anunoby and Mitchell Robinson). They […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks @ Rockets (An Actual Center Opener, which is sort of a thing)

The Knicks head to Houston to take on the pretty bad Houston Rockets, who are playing without their star point guard, Fred VanVleet, in what is not exactly a “must win” game, but, at the same time, come on, the Knicks really have to win this game, right? You don’t want to head into the […]

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Game Thread 2023-24 Knicks vs. Pacers (The Killer B’s Debut Opener, which is not really a thing)

Bojan and Burks make their Knicks debuts (well, 2024 debut for Burks, of course) as the Knicks take on the Indiana Pacers at the Garden tonight. Brunson is still a game-time decision, but let’s hope that he plays (well, unless he’s still hurt, of course, don’t want any of that playing through injury bullshit). If […]